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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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psyducked:

psyducked:

I woke up wanting my butt to be played with but all I found was a water bottle

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screamandshout:

nintendard999:

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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It should say:

"You lied TO SOME PEOPLE. Because some people are not going into a STEM field. For people who are, that formula is the basis of some part of their studies and they have to know it by heart to do everything else.

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lanadelblu-ray:

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jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

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rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

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gymleaderkyle:

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zeekayart:

gymleaderkyle:

can we all take a moment and just appreciate japanese power rangers

the butt smacker is my favourite

Did the Green Ranger just pulverize Slenderman’s balls with a stick?

And then the Pink Ranger was like, “Mmm, tenderized Slender-junk, let me get all up on that?

Is that what I just saw up there?

God, Nihon is weird…

The only thing missing here is a gif of Black Condor performing his signature crotch grab.

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The Pink Ranger steam pressed this niggas suit with her pussy what a beautiful way to die

also these

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gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

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